Fall is the Monday of Seasons

Case of the Mondays

I hate fall. It’s the worst season of the year, bar none. Never mind that my birthday is in October, or that birthdays of close friends and family are in fall, or that football is back, or that my utility bill is lower. None of that matters, because fall is still a shitty season. Let’s count the ways fall is awful. It’s the Monday of the year. I have a theory that the cycle of months and seasons throughout the year can be described by days of the week.