Blue Angels in Annapolis for the 2014 Naval Academy Commissioning

They're back! After a three year hiatus (they last flew here in 2010), the tradition of the Blue Angels doing a show for Commissioning Week has been revived. Today (Tuesday) is practice day and tomorrow is the actual show.

I'll be posting pictures and videos here of the Blue Angels over the next couple of days. Stay tuned!

Updates

Highlights from the show.

Video of the Blue Angels practicing.

Tags: annapolis, blue angels, us naval academy

The FCC's Proposal for an Internet "Slow Lane" and Why You Should Care

FCC Chairman and former cable industry lobbyist Tom Wheeler has proposed new regulations for the Internet that would allow Internet Service Providers to charge more to site operators and content providers in order to get faster throughput to end users, and slow traffic to any sites and services that don't pay up.

If these rules go through, it will break the current model of the Internet as an open, unfiltered platform for communication. We've seen this sort of thing before, but this time the risk is much greater because it will be explicitly legal for ISPs to charge providers for access to their customers. ISPs shouldn't have the right to decide which businesses succeed or fail, or to censor sites that can't pay their extortion racket. If Wheeler has his way though, that's exactly what will happen.

We all need to fight this. Go to Stop The Slow Lane, and share this message wherever you can. Contact your Congress Critter and tell them to take action against these rules. The Internet is too critical to our lives and our future to let it be torn apart by greedy executives for a quick buck.

Tags: fcc, net neutrality, tom wheeler

Death to the Email Signature

I'm not going to use an email signature anymore. It's an arcane practice that provides no real value to anyone.

Let's examine what a signature actually is. The signature is a form of identity verification, whereby the signatory validates that they are, in fact, the person they claim to be by putting pen to paper and swirling their hand around to form squiggles that they alone are the best at creating. When signatures were first used, there weren't many options to prove your identity to somebody with whom you weren't face-to-face. Not only does the "signature" block in an email not actually contain a signature, it provides no actual identity validation. There are a number of well established protocols available to authenticate email messages that are all far more secure and reliable than an arbitrary drawing. In fact, the most important aspect of a signature - conveying who the signatory is - already gets handled in email headers using, at minimum, the sender's email address but usually also includes their name. You know exactly who sent the email before you even open it.

Does it provide that "personal touch" for the recipient? Not in the slightest. Anybody who uses a signature block has it set up in their email client to automatically insert at the end of every single email they send. It's the same exact signature block every time, and zero thought is put into it after it's set up. When you receive a hand-written letter in the mail, every element on that page that came from the sender's pen was thought out and required effort on their part. It feels personal because it is personal. An email signature block feels like superfluous, impersonal garbage because that's what it is.

"It's great for making sure the other person has all my contact info, my awe-inspiring job title, my logo, my company's disclaimer and terms of service, an inspirational quote, the forty web addresses I want people to visit, and how I take my coffee!"

- That annoying person whose signature block is a cafeteria casserole of clichés

Technically that's correct, but it's also bullshit. It stands to reason that if I know you well enough to be maintaining correspondence, I know the other relevant details about you that you're throwing at the bottom of every email. If I don't know that information, I can ask you for it when it becomes relevant. I won't be looking at that chunk of text with gratitude for your considerate information overload because you've saved me from having to go through the ordeal of asking you for your phone number and address when we're arranging to having a meeting at your office. I either have the information already, or I'll ask you for it when I need it. Otherwise, I don't care.

"How else will people know that they've reached the end of my message?"

- Person using the Internet for the first time ever

Once again, thank you for your consideration. If I didn't run face-first into that overwrought, self-indulgent bunch of space-wasting that you call a signature I might never you know you were done typing. Nevermind the fact that there's nothing left to read and I can't scroll anymore, or that an email won't be delivered unless the entire message is received at the other end. I'm just going to sit here drooling on myself and hoping the rest of the message will appear some day. However, if you insist on holding my hand through to the end of the email, the signature block will definitely signal the stopping point, because I'll know there's no need to read whatever drivel is hanging like a dingleberry at the bottom of the page.

That typo-filled/vastly inadequate/lazy email you just dashed off to me was "sent from your iPhone?" Fun fact: that doesn't excuse your terrible email etiquette. Proof read your email, provide a real response (or tell me you'll get back to me later), or don't bother at all. A crap email is worse than no email, and throwing out automated excuses makes you look like an even bigger fool.

Here's the one thing email signatures are really good for: screwing up automated systems that handle email as an input. Does your company have a project management system with a messaging tool you can post to via email? How awesome that your email signature can add 8 additional lines of distracting cruft to the sentence or two you actually wanted to contribute to the conversation.

Email signatures are beyond useless - they're annoying and wasteful. Let's all stop pretending our emails are amazing pieces of literature that require their own credits. I either already know who you are, or I don't care.

Tags: email signature, rant